BWAHAHAAA!!!
Damn, that was good.. thanks! The only thing I would change is the preferred drinks:
F1: wine/mixed drinks (you have no idea how plastered they get over there--hear about Raikkonen falling into a lake piss-drunk?? )
(others: no change)
NASCAR (or is that CRASHCAR?): piss/beer (because they drink that Amurrikin stuff that's just one step below horse weewee) :khana:
Hey, you mind if swipe this for another forum?? I'll give you credit if you wish.