Is it too late to call the waaaaambulance? j/k... Glad to see you came to your senses. You just can't take every comment that somebody makes so personal. Most of it is just sarcasm anyway and I doubt that there is anyone on this site that can legitimately claim to have never asked a dumb question. The only dumb questions are the ones not asked.

Besides, I already know I am fat and bald so your comments weren't very enlightening.