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    TALON Senior Member Sixpipes's Avatar
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    An old file....

    Found this in an old hard drive this morning. Can't remember why I kept it...

    Remember the book - "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"?
    Well, here is a true life example from the University of Phoenix. An English
    Professor assigned his students to a joint writing exercise that quickly
    degraded - check it out...

    ”Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.
    The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person
    sitting to his or her immediate right.

    As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a
    short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another
    copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another
    paragraph to the story and send it back also sending another copy to me. The
    first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on, back and forth.

    Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to
    keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the
    e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The
    story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

    The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:

    Rebecca (last name deleted), and Gary (last name deleted).

    THE STORY:

    (First paragraph by Rebecca)

    At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
    chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home,
    now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times,
    that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
    mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about
    him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
    the question.

    (Second paragraph by Gary)

    Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack
    squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about
    than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he
    had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17", he said into his transgalactic communicator. ”Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and
    blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

    (Rebecca)

    He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he
    felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who
    had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
    hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress
    Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her
    newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She
    stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed
    unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract
    her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around
    her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered
    wistfully.


    (Gary)

    Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live.
    Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mother ship launched the first
    of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks that pushed
    the unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had
    left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were
    determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the
    treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough
    firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly
    initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered
    the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile
    submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
    inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid,
    Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the
    conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's
    blow 'em out of the sky!"

    (Rebecca)

    This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My
    writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semiliterate adolescent.

    (Gary)

    Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts
    at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
    chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort o f F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm
    such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."

    (Rebecca)
    -
    *******.

    (Gary)

    Bitch.

    (Rebecca)

    Get screwed.

    (Gary)

    Eat shit.

    (Rebecca)

    SCREW YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!

    (Gary)

    GO DRINK SOME TEA BITCH.


    ************************************************** ***************
    (TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one.

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    TALON Sgt at Arms Moonshine's Avatar
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    Well, it is illustrative of the differences between the sexes, and it is good for a chuckle.

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    I like the teacher for giving them an A+
    These two are probably married now.
    Thanks for sharing.
    Last edited by Mark #2; 02-20-2012 at 07:18 PM.

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    I think I recall this from the recesses of my memories.. thanks for making front of mind awareness..

    Dana

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    "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort o f F***ING TEA???



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