To hell with all computers

[George G.]

I just wanted to say.....

F*CK COMPUTERS!!!!!!:flaming: I think I need a new career field!

[Logan]

Someone have a nasty day?

[blueoval01]

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
using various programming languages
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C: You shoot yourself in the foot.

C++: You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there."

FORTRAN: You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling facility.

Modula-2: After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.

COBOL: USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEFT.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.

LISP: You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds ...

BASIC: Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.

FORTH: Foot in yourself shoot.

APL: You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.

Pascal: The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.

SNOBOL: If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail, shoot yourself in the right foot.

HyperTalk: Put the first bullet of the gun into the foot left of leg of you. Answer the result.

Prolog: You tell your program you want to be shot in the foot. The program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't allow it to explain.

370 JCL: You send your foot down to MIS with a 4000-page document explaining how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep-fried.

[RedNemesis01]

Update:

Java: You shoot yourself in the foot with someone else's gun.

[George G.]

It was just one of those days where anything that can go wrong....will. Even if you've done the same thing many times to a computer! And of course, this all happens at 10 till 5! Well, tomorrow, same bull****; different day. I really can't complain though, there are some that are jobless out there. I just had to vent!

[Ivanhoe_Farms]

Where else are you going to make the same money doing less work, and people still do not have a clue what you do?????:tu: