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L8 APEX
11-20-2002, 03:01 PM
Confucius say:

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.

He who have long pole, make broad jump.

He who go through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok.

Woman who sits on judges lap gets honorable discharge.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Marriage and job very different, job still sucks after one year.